Sorry Eve, I Gotta Say Monkey!

April 29, 2009 · 2 comments

Rapper Eve

Firstly I have to get this off my chest. The whole thing about African Americans not calling another Black person a monkey is STUPID! To say that is to say, “there is some truth behind it, he shouldn’t call that monkey, OOPS! I mean person a monkey.” No matter your race, if you look like a monkey, you look like a monkey. Right?

Ok, moving on. I must say, Eve is a very beautiful girl for those of you who knows what she looks like. But this right here is a case of African American women turning themselves into monkeys!

How and why does this happen?

See, Europeans, Asians, Hispanics, etc. have features to COMPLIMENT their straight hair. Africans (in American) on the other hand have more ROUNDER features.

What compliments a circle best? Is it a square? No! Is it a triangle? No! Ok then, what is it!? It’s another circle.

What works

What else doesn’t work:

Frog legs on a giraffe.
Lion heads on domestic cats.
Lizard tails on alligators.
Toyota hoods on BMW bodies.
Butterfly wings on hawks.
Perms/S-curls on Black people!

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Nat Johnson 04.29.09 at 12:18 pm

in the pictures you show all these woman have raw hair. there are African American woman who are born with straight hair. are we to treat them differently cause of there hair?

Ewbar 04.29.09 at 12:23 pm

Oh no, not at all! I’m sure the straightness compliments their natural self. Matter of fact I’m positive it does. Just like an African (in America) with blues eyes. It looks natural because that’s their true self. Do contacts, not so much.

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